Tuesday, June 5, 2012

teee heee

Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says
"We don't serve noble gasses here!"
Argon does not react

A higgs boson particle goes into a church and the priest says: 
"higgs boson particles are not allowed here, you call yourself the God particle...its sacrilegious!"
then the higgs boson says:  if you don't allow higgs bosun particles then how do you have mass

Does Snoop Dogg ever need an umbrella?
fo drizzle

What is the relationship between the pumpkin's circumference and its radius?
pumpkin pi

Why is the math book so sad?
because it has a lot of problems

Why did the fungi and algae get married?
they took a lichen to each other

2 peanuts were walking and 1 was assaulted

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
poke her face

What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre

What did Mozart & Beethoven turn into when they died?
decomposers

What did the evil chicken lay?
a devilled egg





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