Engrish lessons.

I cannot pull off the following phrases:

'cheers' (cheeahs)
'cheers mate' (cheeahs might)
'hello darling' (dahling)
'pardon?' (pahdon)
'good day' (good eye)

I tried today -not in an Aussie accent- but used simple phrases to our customers and it made me feel very weird, out of place and down right creepy.

Oy vey.