Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says
"We don't serve noble gasses here!"
Argon does not react
A higgs boson particle goes into a church and the priest says:
"higgs boson particles are not allowed here, you call yourself the God particle...its sacrilegious!"
then the higgs boson says: if you don't allow higgs bosun particles then how do you have mass
fo drizzle
What is the relationship between the pumpkin's circumference and its radius?
pumpkin pi
Why is the math book so sad?
because it has a lot of problems
Why did the fungi and algae get married?
they took a lichen to each other
2 peanuts were walking and 1 was assaulted
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
poke her face
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
What did Mozart & Beethoven turn into when they died?
decomposers
What did the evil chicken lay?
a devilled egg
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